99 BOUNTY HUNTER NAMES FOR AN APOCALYPTIC FUTUREWORLD

Listening to "The Trees" by Rush

Like the duds? Good. This is what you'll be wearing. Now get in the back, cause the dog rides shotgun!

So If you're like me, you watch a lot of futuristic apocalyptic movies and you love em. One thing is for certain - the future is gonna have is a ton of killers and bounty hunters. But hey, we could succumb to a nuclear blast tomorrow folks... you’ve gotta be prepared!  If god forbid we suffer fallout and you find yourself with a cool new mutation and writer’s block, feel free to use one of the names I’ve supplied below.  They are in solo and group variety and I find it's best to read them aloud with some ominous music behind you. Enjoy!

1. Thrust Gyman
2. Miniature X
3. The Filipino Flame
4. Chinchy and Fenton
5. Jessica Bricktits
6. Huggy Bone
7. Brother Fucker
8. Nazi Breath
9. The Clueless Jew
10. Bobbi Pyn
11. Jamaicum Quakum
12. Hell Mutt
13. Ye Olde Moistman
14. The Uptown Blacks
15. The Toothless Shit
16. The Man from Mung
17. Badtouch And The Fingers
18. Smuntly Cuntster
19. The Whaft
20. Jimmy Crevice
21. Dick Tayst
22. The Big Apple Penises
23. Fandango
24. Negrowl
25. A Hard Act To Swallow
26. Wet Cookie
27. The Fisters of Mercy
28. The Human Car
29. Instant Herpes
30. The Dollop of Death
31. Da' Purdicament
32. Crestor & Paxil
33. The Quik Bunny
34. The Screamin’ Eunuchs
35. Dirty Duck
36. The Frosty Treat
37. Shia and the Beats
38. Lil' Peter
39. Koalaman
40. Leglock
41. The Italian Slice
42. Nasty Grandma
43. Megan’s Law
44. Hazy Shade
45. Buzz Mistrust
46. Ms. Fortune
47. Gyroid
48. Dipsy Doodle
49. Downtown Los Angeles
50. Fire Trap
51. Nightmare Ned
52. Minimum Wage
53. The Decapsulator
54. Femulon
55. Gordo Cholo
56. Ice Pubes
57. Duke Inappropriate
58. The Reign Bros.
59. Gumm Dizzease
60. The DVD Collection
61. Greased Frightnin’
62. Toothchips
63. Chak Tokman
64. Blueball
65. The Dampman
66. Foil and Dingus
67. Salacious Crumb
68. The Bum Russian
69. Rape Kitt
70. The Scorpion
71. Dirtnap
72. Bernie Kross
73. Scro-TON
74. Skull Fugger
75. Lazy Ray
76. Inbred James
77. Fingersmell
78. General Discomfort
79. Floyd Mandroid
80. WetWeasel
81. The Scissornecks
82. Devon and the Motherlovered
83. Splacktard
84. Fleshpile
85. Scrotumcoat
86. Terror Stain
87. Turdboy
88. Fudgie the Wail
89. Aunt Tagonist
90. The Warden
91. Travis Conch
92. Citizen Pane
93. The Salvadorean
94. Simply Cunt
95. Gator David
96. Of Claws
97. Blade (Pronounced like Sade)
98. Human Gock
99. Headphone Jack